A Malaphorium malaphor
If the cape fits, wear it.

- Photograph
- Frank Kastle
- Original photo
- View on Unsplash
- License
- Unsplash License
Concept and visual curation by Mic Schut
Explain the joke, Peter
Original phrase
- If the shoe fits, wear it
“If the shoe fits, wear it” traded footwear for superhero fashion. The dog has accepted its destiny. The villains have been warned.