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All Malaphors

Explore every malaphor in the collection. Pick one to see its artwork and find out which sayings got mixed up along the way.

53 malaphors

  1. Live life to the foolest!
  2. Practice what you bleach.
  3. Vulgarity is the spice of life.
  4. Bless is more.
  5. Transactions speak louder than words.
  6. If the cape fits, wear it.
  7. Reading between the lies.
  8. Don’t take it for granite.
  9. It’s a required taste.
  10. It must be returned to the rifle owner.
  11. With friends like that, who needs enemas?
  12. I have a ballot with your name on it.
  13. When pigs fry.
  14. Shivery is dead.
  15. Let me know when the ghost is clear.
  16. If you can’t beat them, coin them.
  17. Do little, too late.
  18. Do as I say, slay as I do.
  19. Barking dogs, seldom sleep.
  20. All work and no pay.
  21. We’ll burn that bridge when we come to it.
  22. The gun is mightier than the sword.
  23. It takes one to throw one.
  24. Live and burn.
  25. You reek what you sow.
  26. Last stitch effort.
  27. Forgive and baguette.
  28. A friend in heat is a friend I need.
  29. You sin some, you lose some.
  30. Where there’s a will there’s a fray.
  31. That shit has sailed.
  32. Many hands make more work.
  33. No pain, no cane.
  34. I knew that from the gecko.
  35. That bottles my mind.
  36. Better suave than sorry.
  37. Ignorance is bizz.
  38. As snug as a pug on a rug.
  39. A wolf in cheap clothing.
  40. Time flies when you’re having rum.
  41. Crime doesn’t play.
  42. Living on the hedge.
  43. Time flies when you’re having sun.
  44. Let the games be gin.
  45. Don’t mix business with pressure.
  46. Two turds in the bush, is better than one in the hand.
  47. Home is where the art is.
  48. Decide and conquer.
  49. Boys will be toys.
  50. Cross your eyes and dot your t’s.
  51. Knowledge is powder.
  52. Revenge is a dish best served trolled.
  53. Never smudge a book by its cover.
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