A Malaphorium malaphor

Two turds in the bush, is better than one in the hand.

A black pug wearing striped clothing. Text: “Two turds in the bush, is better than one in the hand.”
Photograph
Charles Deluvio
Original photo
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Concept and visual curation by Mic Schut

Explain the joke, Peter

Original phrase

  • A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush

The old proverb promised birds. This version offers something considerably less appealing. With a pug nearby, the bush might be the safer place for both.

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