A Malaphorium malaphor
Let me know when the ghost is clear.

- Photograph
- Avery Cocozziello
- Original photo
- View on Unsplash
- License
- Unsplash License
Concept and visual curation by Mic Schut
Explain the joke, Peter
Original phrase
- Let me know when the coast is clear
“The coast is clear” became “the ghost is clear.” A perfectly reasonable request before entering a haunted house. Paranormal clearance pending.