A Malaphorium malaphor

Let me know when the ghost is clear.

A full moon shining against a dark night sky. Text: “Let me know when the ghost is clear.”
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Explain the joke, Peter

Original phrase

  • Let me know when the coast is clear

“The coast is clear” became “the ghost is clear.” A perfectly reasonable request before entering a haunted house. Paranormal clearance pending.